I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My penis needs a shock collar
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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