You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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