he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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