He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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