found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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