are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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