Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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