I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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