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Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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