How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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