im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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