seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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