everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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