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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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