I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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