to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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