i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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