He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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