I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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