She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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