He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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