We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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