Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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