i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Randomize
