No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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