Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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