yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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