Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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