"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
That's when you crack a 10am beer
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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