You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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