I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Randomize
