He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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