I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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