We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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