Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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