my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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