I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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