Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
