could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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