hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
PANTIES FOUND
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
The air taste purple.
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