Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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