But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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