Buhtt sex?
Barsexuality is the new black.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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