What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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