I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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