saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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