I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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