This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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