Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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