The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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